do-you-have-a-flag:

escuerzoresucitado:

and that is what we call a match cut

madmonksandmaenads:

pearlsasinger:

his dark materials will literally always work bc every small child wants an animal companion that loves you most and goes on adventures with you and every adult wants an animal companion that can shoulder some of life’s immense psychologically damage for you. and you can pet it

And to tear down the feeble corpse of God! Every kid and adult wants that also!

uglygirlstatus:

me when the shape in the middle of the road that I’ve already started pre mourning as roadkill turns out to be a shoe

acekoral:

electricpurrs:

it keeps happening

Wanting not to think about it, makes me think about it tho

burlbread:

lluviagf:

Daniele Accossato

To muselo být velký mýdlo

sophism:

I love when a man is a little bit cunty. Not mean or rude or unkind or anything.. just bitchy

testosteronetwunk:

official-megumin:

amingethia:

amingethia:

elliotjonesss:

arabella-ardor:

innithotel:

x

The amount of times I’ve asked a customer if they want a points number after they just gave me their points number.

I would like to add that I IDed a 38 year old man once

luckily I am safe from these situations because I am a neet

oifaaa:

There are two types of people who are playing tears of the kingdom those who are really creative taking time to design amazing machines that can destroy any enemy in a single blast reinventing the wheel and extravagant torture devices and making it all look easy

And then there’s people who’s creativity starts and ends at what if I make a really long bridge